we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
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