my vag is so smooth its legendary
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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