Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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