: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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