oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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