oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
