woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
