Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
The best revenge is premature balding
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
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