You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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