he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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