people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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