Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
A+ Viking dick
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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