Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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