I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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