How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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