even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
They have beer where we have blood.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I wear drunk well.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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