I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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