That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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