May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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