I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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