I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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