:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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