I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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