absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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