Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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