I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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