It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I think people are normalizing furries
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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