I want you more than these girls want KFC
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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