Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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