Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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