Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
