I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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