I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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