it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
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