How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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