I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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