fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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