it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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