: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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