but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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