His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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