I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
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