1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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