: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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