Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Randomize
