So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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