NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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