I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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