I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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