In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
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