just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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