I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
