Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Randomize
