did you get engaged???
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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