Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Jerry, you need to find god
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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